Perusing the hellscape that is what Twitter has degenerated into as X, I found an alternative cancer cure testimonial, which led me into “functional health” nonsense that I hadn’t encountered before. Introducing FitScript™, “functional” cancer quackery.
![FitScript](https://i0.wp.com/www.respectfulinsolence.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/FitScript6steps.png?fit=1200%2C838&ssl=1)