Here it is, straight from the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar, culled from a church bulletin listing:
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
My question upon seeing such a notice would, of course, be: Is this a basketball game or a Passion play?
Having been raised Catholic and attended Catholic school for 8 out of 12 years, I can totally envision such a notice being posted in my high school.